THINGS I LEARNED, THINGS I READ, THINGS I DIDN'T NECESSARILY KNOW by WTGP Class of June 18-22 2018

I learned how to write nanoisms. --  Samantha Singh Write as freely and rapidly as possible, and throw the whole thing down on paper. Neve...

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

TREADMILLS COME TO LIFE AND ATTACK LOCAL GYM, SENTENCED FOR LIFE by Sophia Bodor

Everyone thought treadmills were just machines for working out until today when a big group of treadmills from a gym in Nimrod, Minnesota turned on on their own and did damage to the gym and the surrounding area. According to security camera footage, they suddenly turned on all at once and broke through the wall. They picked up chairs and threw them out of windows, set bench presses on fire and kidnapped the gym owner. A ransom note was found at the gym demanding one million dollars. In an interview with the mayor of Nimrod, he said, “This is devastating for our city. Every treadmill at the gym has been sentenced for life for their terrible crimes.”

No comments:

Post a Comment