THINGS I LEARNED, THINGS I READ, THINGS I DIDN'T NECESSARILY KNOW by WTGP Class of June 18-22 2018

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Tuesday, June 19, 2018

The Zombie-Seal apocalypse has started in Ketchikan, Alaska! by Modesty Manion


Hundreds of rotting seal corpses with a deadly disease rose out of the ocean and have been sighted along the streets of an Alaskan town, terrifying tourists and locals into underground hiding. If touched by a seal, it will only take 2.37 seconds for their disease to take over your body and kill you. Apocalyptic measures have been taken by the U.S. army and other government officials, such as shipping tanks to Alaska and arming able citizens with various weapons. All residents are being directed to wear body suits and gloves at all times as to not catch the disease and to leave anyone who can’t escape behind. The government has ordered an official shut down of the town until all of the seals have been caught or killed again. For those of you reading at home, you are in no danger except for the fact that the disease has also been found in various types of fish. So you might want to pass on that tuna salad.

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