Person 2: (holds and shows off new headphones)
Person 1: ee-oh-Weird noise* Don’t you love that noise?
Person 2: Well now you can listen to that noise 24/7 with our *Over Exaggerated Gasp*
REVOLUTIONARY headphones!!!
Person 1: Listen to it while you walk, listen to it while you sleep, listen to it during school.
Person 2: And now with our special superglue, you can’t take them off!
Person 2: New high tech allows us to have a volume up button! No volume down button!
Person 1: So yeah! BUY IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 2: Only available in Syria, and North Korea. Each atom sold separately, much
assembly required. No building instructions for the headphones!
Person 1: ONLY 999 payments of $999 each atom. PLUS TAX (100% tax)
Person 2: ee-oo-Weird noise*!!!
Person 1: Sponsored by tide pocket filled with hot pockets. Tide Pods. The forbidden fruit.
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