The Skit by Joseph Mariani, Colin Ma, and Nicholas Song

Announcer: The Price is Right! (followed by applause)

Announcer: Today we enter the final round. WOOOOOOOOOOO. We have two contestants Sam and Pat . Tell us about yourself Sam.

Sam: Well I am from Omaha, Nebraska and I live in my mother’s basement only living off of hot pockets, and only coming outside to go to the bathroom.

Announcer: Thats nice now Pat tell us about yourself.

Pat: I am from Hartford, Connecticut and I am a stay at home parent with no kids.

Announcer: Now that we have met our contestants let us enter ( makes dramatic music with his mouth) the final round!

Announcer: Now I will explain the rules. I will show you a set of items and you have to guess their value. And the person who guesses closest will win all those items and $5,000. Are you Ready?

Sam: Yes

Pat: No (with a nervous face and voice)

Announcer: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh! Okay let’s see the items. We have highly explosive fireworks, 900 pounds of durian which is the only fruit in the world that smells like dead bodies, two saltines, a monthly subscription to Fake News Magazine, a lifetime supply of hot pockets, and finally a first edition game of Walk in Circles.

Pat: Hot pockets! Hot pockets! Hot pockets! Hot pockets! Hot pockets! Hot Pockets! ( everytime gets louder and louder.

Announcer: Calm down Pat you will get the hot pockets after you win the game.

Pat: I don’t care (they jumps in a imaginary pile of hot pockets)

Announcer: Pat go back to your area (they say in a stern voice)

Pat: I have to go back to my area ( they say in a childish voice)

Announcer: Okay Sam what is your guess?

Sam: I guess $938 ( holds up $938 sign)

Announcer: Okay Pat what did you guess?

Pat: I Guessed 499 hot pockets (holds up 499 hot pockets sign)

Announcer: Both of you had great answers, but the winner is………...Pat with her guess 499 hot pockets!

Pat: Wooooooooooo! Wooooooooooooooo! Wooooooooooooo(repeat this while pretending to eat hot pockets a running in circles).

Announcer: This is The Price is Right brought to you by tide pod hot pockets. The forbidden froot. Also sponsored by the game Walk in Circles. A game for the lonely.