THINGS I LEARNED, THINGS I READ, THINGS I DIDN'T NECESSARILY KNOW by WTGP Class of June 18-22 2018

I learned how to write nanoisms. --  Samantha Singh Write as freely and rapidly as possible, and throw the whole thing down on paper. Neve...

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Savage Dogs Invade New York City! by Modesty Manion


Dogs with glowing red eyes have been possessed by the devil and are attacking citizens on the streets of New York! If you are a resident, get inside! Lock your doors! Board up your windows! Find protection immediately! These vicious canines are blood-thirsty and ready to pounce at any moment! If you have a dog, don’t think that it hasn’t been overcome by Satan-they all have! Get it out of your house now! PETA will be coming shortly to collect the maniac dogs and put them into captivity. If you are in need of help, call 991 now. Evacuation will start promptly, so hang in there, stay safe, and watch out for the devil dogs!

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