GETTING SOME GRUB by Harshil Adanki

Person one      (walk around, stop)yo what doing

Person 2           notin’ how bout you

Person oen      wanna go get some grub

Person 2           sure (start walking with person one)

Person 3           did i hear someone say get some gruuuuuuub

Person 3          can i come plz,plz,plz,plz,plzzzzzzz

Person one      (sigh) yes you can come

Person 3          sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet (continue saying while next person talks)

Person 2         under one condition (person three stops talking)

Person three    what is it

Person 2        no singing do you hear me absolutely no singing or dancing.

Person 3           (long sigh) fffffffffffiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnne

Person one      Good then lets go(everybody leaves)

WART REMOVER by Harshil Addanki

Person 1: Buy the newest model of the wart remover dunn dutada dunn-with deep voice

Person 2: It really helps. My face used to be covered in warts now look at it.(make your face look glorious).

Person 3: I bought the wart remover for my brother and boy did it work. He went from ugly to handsome in less than a month

Person 2: Buy your own wart remover now, starting price $9.99

      

Person 1: Side effects may include hard time digestion, lack of appetite, and more. Some more serious side effects may include. Hallucinations, and death.

Four Things You Can Do To Stop Bullying by Harshil Addanki

Bullying is when a person constantly picks on another person with no end. Bullying happens almost every day and instead of watching it happen and not doing anything .Try helping the victim; here’s how.

1 Hang out with the kid being bullied. Be his/her friend. Don't let them feel alone

2 Tell the bully to stop, don't threaten them just in a strong firm voice tell him/her to stop

3 Tell the teacher. No this is not tattling, it is simply telling a trusted adult about what is going on.

4 If the bullying doesn't stop after that, if you are at school tell the principal or if you aren't at school tell the bully’s

Parents.

That is how you can stop bullying.

15 Foot Baby Born Yesterday by Harshil Addanki

Exclusive sources say a fifteen foot baby has been born to the smallest couple in the world. Anawaskaman Chayamal and Vijaynandor Chomoloko are both less than five feet tall. Vijaynandor says he has no idea how this happened. They named the baby Giant Onolorokimungikadeforortyuhgfertup Chomoloko. The baby was taken into examination to see why he is so tall.

Scientists discovered the baby was growing backwards. By the time he is 25 he will be done shrinking and will be six foot three inches tall.